Into the mind of a psycopath

So I just recently been in a relationship. It’s LDR and for us, It’s not complicated as long as we trust each other and we get along. I am supposed to go to the north after I graduate my swedish classes but when I met him, I told him that I’d move into the southest part of sweden instead. Fyi, He’s from denmark. So If I move south, we would be nearer and he could visit me every now and then. It’s been 4 or 5 months now and I met him in person. He’s a great and smart guy but very stubborn. And I like him. 

So, we talk always on skype or facebook. I didn’t agree for us to be facebook official because you know, Bitches be curious and I hate questions. I was checking out facebook earlier (10 minutes ago)  and I got pretty bored. So I checked his profile. Guess what I read. 

The dumb-bitch-cunt says:

This. Let’s make it fair okay. If someone hits on my boyfriend, It’s okay really. But when he replies, THAT IS FUCKED UP.

I am so fuckin irritated, wait that’s not the word. FUCKING PISSED. Really? Hit up? Is that right? sho.. sho.. I’d hit both of you with a shovel. And Israel you say? Sho.. Korea I think this maybe is your chance to launch a rocket again. 

Look at this fuckery:

My mother fucking boyfriend: This, indeed. Hit me up soon, Yeah?

We’ll see about the Cali trip. “might” go to israel next year.
:D
Have a good one :) !